These are some of the most spectacular, fantastical, whimsical and all around adorable people that you could ever hope to meet.

Sarah - There’s no way to describe this girl other than absolutely flawless. Sarah is basically my real life god and no I won’t admit to worshipping her because that’s creepy, but she’s adorable, a bundle of fun, and ugh your lives are worse for not knowing her.

Mimi - She’s my wife. She’s gorgeous, funny, whip-smart, and absolutely amazing. Did I mention she draws shit? I actually sometimes have nightmares that we are the same person  - THE FACTS HAVE STACKED UP TOO MUCH TO BE SIMPLY COINCIDENCE.

Alex - Alex is pretty cool. I don’t chat to her as much as I would like, but goddamn if she isn’t the most optimistic person in the world. She just means so much to me, you have no idea.

Star - She lives in Adelaide. Totally my stalker but not really because she can’t quite afford to cross state lines. She loves everything I hate, but we still get along. That’s love, bitch.

Zack - ZACK. Likes to eat spaghettios cold out of a can. Has a funny way of eating cantaloupe. Deals with me irritating him at all hours of the day with a smile. I’m pretty sure I still have that Maccas location he worked at bookmarked somewhere. Who is the stalker now.

Els - Is super cute. Her and Zack are inseparable. Actually, if they were separable, that would probably frighten me a little. Writes things that make my brain hurt but I love her all the same.

Francine - My Sydney buddy! The 3 of the OT3 triangle of us and Alex. This girl is gorgeous, has a fine appreciation for asses, and loves Final Fantasy. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.

Rissabutt - Buttlancer. Space core. All round nutjob. Likes cats and cuddles and RvB and torturing me with North/Wash. Also drawing me in to TV shows then laughing at my pain and heartbreak. Underneath that though, she’s really a massive sweetheart - and one hell of a writer. I just want to pinch her cheeks and love her because she is just so down-to-earth. Bonus points because she lets me annoy her all day.

Annebutt - The other buttlancer. Cake core. The crazy one. Stay away if you like your sanity, or your hair unruffled. Come closer if you enjoy such things as witty remarks and fallout. A+ person. Will not knock on your non-door and not give you cookies. The best idea of approach is to offer cats - she loves cats. And I love her. Just don’t tell her okay, don’t ruin the dream.

I love you guys